Funny Coffee Quotes

Ido Zimet

Enjoy these funny coffee quotes:

"Nothing makes sense before coffee!"

"I love people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order"

"The only good substitute for coffee is two coffees!"

My thanks to who ever saw the coffee bean and thought.... "Hey if I smash that and mix it with hot water it will be AWESOME!"

"I love the smell of possibility in the morning"

"I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you!"

COFFEE a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning for ever!"

"May your coffee be strong & hot ..... and your FRIDAY at work SHORT!"

~0)    = coffee

"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee"

"Never trust anyone who does not drink coffee"

"Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid"

"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee"

"I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it!"

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